i am the uneven drawstring on the hoodie of life
(Source: cyberblogging, via shruggin)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
(via mrjoshfranceschi)
never change kanye
never change
He’s at the calabasas commons here -.-
(Source: jimmyconways, via kristophermichael)
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
(via loveyourchaos)
